1. First of all, where in Texas do (did) you live? Austin
2. Whats your favorite place to chill in Texas? Rollerderby
3. Have you ever been on a boat in Lake Travis? Lake Travis is a sham, I think. Isn't that where the river is just wider? that's not a lake, morons. Or am I thinking of "town lake?"
4. Do you go camping? fuuuck that.
5. Do you ever use the word "yall"? not often.
6. Have you ever owned a truck? Yeah, when I lived in Massachusetts. It ruled.
7. Have you ever had heat exhaustion? Yeah, in Tennessee. It blew.
8. How many Texas snows have you witnessed? one. It was so cold.
9. Have you ever ice skated indoors? Is there any other way?
10. Have you ever squirted one of your parents with a water gun? No. But my boss. is that close?
11. Do you prefer the Spurs or the Mavs? Spurs, I guess.
12. Do you like the city or the country? If there's no indoor plumbing, no sushi, and no late night eats, I'm not interested.
13. Have you ever been sprayed by a skunk? thankfully not.
14. Have you ever run over an armadillo? no. I've never even seen one.
15. Have you ever been to a Cowboys game? nope.
16. Have you ever been to a Stars or an Icebats game? Icebats! Totally!
17. Have you ever attended the State Fair of Texas? No, but we went to "the fifth largest flea market in the world." Lots of tecate and pregnant wedding dresses.
18. What's your favorite Mexican food restaurant? Gueros. Mmmm, tacos el carbon.
19. Have you ever had Shiner beer? I love me some shiner.
20. Have you ever been on a hayride? What is this, 1950?
21. Have you ever ridden a horse? I think when I was a kid I had a pony ride.
22. Were you in 4-H or FFA? no.
23. Which place in Texas has the best scenery/view? Um. It all sort of looks the same.
24. Which grocery store do you shop at? Whole Foods Represent. It's almost worth going back to Austin just to go to the WF on 6th and Lamar.
25. Have you ever partied in a barn? what?
26. Have you ever partied in a pasture? do cranberry bogs count?
27. Do you like keg beer? I hear it's for pussies. But yes.
28. Are you Baptist? not since I was 16.
29. Have you ever been swimming in a river or creek? yeah. It sucked. And was dirty. And six hours long.
30. How many presidents do you know lived in Texas? who cares?
31. Have you ever been on the Comal River? I don't think so.
32. Is your school big? I'm not in school anymore.
33. How many times have you been to Houston? twice now, for work. I don't think I cared for it much. I liked the Hotel Derek.
34. Who is your favorite Texas music artist? Reverend Horton Heat.
35. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? I wish! The insurance was too high to have it in the RW16 house.
36. Have you ever been to the rodeo? regrettably, no.
37. Do you own a cowboy hat? totally. boots too. several pairs.
38. Finally, what's your favorite thing about Texas? Rollerderby. Doye.
Okay I'm ready.
Austin
2. Whats your favorite place to chill in Texas?
Rollerderby
3. Have you ever been on a boat in Lake Travis?
Lake Travis is a sham, I think. Isn't that where the river is just wider? that's not a lake, morons. Or am I thinking of "town lake?"
4. Do you go camping?
fuuuck that.
5. Do you ever use the word "yall"?
not often.
6. Have you ever owned a truck?
Yeah, when I lived in Massachusetts. It ruled.
7. Have you ever had heat exhaustion?
Yeah, in Tennessee. It blew.
8. How many Texas snows have you witnessed?
one. It was so cold.
9. Have you ever ice skated indoors?
Is there any other way?
10. Have you ever squirted one of your parents with a water gun?
No. But my boss. is that close?
11. Do you prefer the Spurs or the Mavs?
Spurs, I guess.
12. Do you like the city or the country?
If there's no indoor plumbing, no sushi, and no late night eats, I'm not interested.
13. Have you ever been sprayed by a skunk?
thankfully not.
14. Have you ever run over an armadillo?
no. I've never even seen one.
15. Have you ever been to a Cowboys game?
nope.
16. Have you ever been to a Stars or an Icebats game?
Icebats! Totally!
17. Have you ever attended the State Fair of Texas?
No, but we went to "the fifth largest flea market in the world." Lots of tecate and pregnant wedding dresses.
18. What's your favorite Mexican food restaurant?
Gueros. Mmmm, tacos el carbon.
19. Have you ever had Shiner beer?
I love me some shiner.
20. Have you ever been on a hayride?
What is this, 1950?
21. Have you ever ridden a horse?
I think when I was a kid I had a pony ride.
22. Were you in 4-H or FFA?
no.
23. Which place in Texas has the best scenery/view?
Um. It all sort of looks the same.
24. Which grocery store do you shop at?
Whole Foods Represent. It's almost worth going back to Austin just to go to the WF on 6th and Lamar.
25. Have you ever partied in a barn?
what?
26. Have you ever partied in a pasture?
do cranberry bogs count?
27. Do you like keg beer?
I hear it's for pussies. But yes.
28. Are you Baptist?
not since I was 16.
29. Have you ever been swimming in a river or creek?
yeah. It sucked. And was dirty. And six hours long.
30. How many presidents do you know lived in Texas?
who cares?
31. Have you ever been on the Comal River?
I don't think so.
32. Is your school big?
I'm not in school anymore.
33. How many times have you been to Houston?
twice now, for work. I don't think I cared for it much. I liked the Hotel Derek.
34. Who is your favorite Texas music artist?
Reverend Horton Heat.
35. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
I wish! The insurance was too high to have it in the RW16 house.
36. Have you ever been to the rodeo?
regrettably, no.
37. Do you own a cowboy hat?
totally. boots too. several pairs.
38. Finally, what's your favorite thing about Texas?
Rollerderby. Doye.