My tweets

• Sat, 20:33: The IHOP on Bandera smells like feet. Just sayin'
• Sat, 21:07: There was a guy ordering pancakes while lying down in the booth with his head in his girlfriend's lap. Classy! #purosanantonio
• Sat, 21:36: RT @diablocody: When people want to insult a woman, they say she's chubby, slutty, and/or "aging poorly." In other words, she enjoys her ...