My tweets

• Fri, 12:54: Dear lady customers: please stop carrying your money in your bras. So gross. D:
• Fri, 17:17: I finished reading Jane Eyre today. Thank god I never read this book as a teenager, or I would have been totally insufferable! (Almost was!)
• Fri, 19:24: Having a small meal out for Husbando's natal day. People at the next table brought in food from another restaurant and a cooler! Wtf!
• Fri, 19:28: Omg the cooler is full of ice and beer! Table neighbor dad just cracked one open. We only eat at the classiest of establishments!