My tweets

• Sat, 17:54: There is a tejano band doing a live show in our neighbor's back yard. I wish I was kidding. #purosanantonio
• Sat, 17:57: Oh dear lord, apparently they are a decent tejano band, since all the people watching them have started doing their gritas at top volume.
• Sat, 17:58: This is what happens in my neighborhood. Tejano bands playing someone's Father's Day BBQ. Neighbors shrieking at top volume. Wheeee fun!
• Sun, 02:52: It's almost 3 AM, so of course, the neighbors are now drunkenly singing karaoke in the back yard. Jeezy creezy.
• Sun, 08:24: RT @ThornwolfArt: @UrsulaV Dealer's Den: The place where people seek us out to talk controversy or how gassy they are b/c they know we c ...
• Sun, 09:53: Happy Father's Day to my awesome Pops! He proves you don't have to be biologically related to be the best dad ever.