Neverending Story to Labyrinth= Supersized serving of Dublin Dr. Pepper (if you've not had original formula Dr. Pepper, then you have not truly lived!) given to you in a golden chalice by Scarlett Johannsen.
Neverending Story to Dark Crystal= Getting to the last piece of crabmeat rangoon at the chinese buffet, but still wanting more rangoons. And the waitress has a lazy eye, and you're not sure if she's looking at you or your girlfriend.
Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter to Labyrinth= "Hey dude, you want me to whip up some taquitos? That green shit on it? Don't worry about it, dude. The microwave should kill it off..."
Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter to Dark Crystal= A plate of haggis covered in Cheez Whiz(tm), and ol' Angus won't let you get up from the table unless you'll have his "family recipe". And ol' Angus has a reeeeeeeeeeeeeal big stick in his hand. And his team just lost to Manchester United.
Neverending Story III: Escape from Fantasia to Labyrinth= Being force fed about 40lbs of lawn mulch from a yard occupied by twenty-someodd dogs, most of which have the runs due to eating some haggis type dish covered in a substance not found in nature.
Neverending Story III: Escape from Fantasia to Dark Crystal= Imagine replacing Annabel Chong with yourself in her epic classic "The World's Largest Gangbang".
Which goes to show that there are fantasy movies even worse than Labyrinth! A little Krull, anyone?
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Date: 2006-11-16 06:23 am (UTC)Neverending Story to Labyrinth= Supersized serving of Dublin Dr. Pepper (if you've not had original formula Dr. Pepper, then you have not truly lived!) given to you in a golden chalice by Scarlett Johannsen.
Neverending Story to Dark Crystal= Getting to the last piece of crabmeat rangoon at the chinese buffet, but still wanting more rangoons. And the waitress has a lazy eye, and you're not sure if she's looking at you or your girlfriend.
Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter to Labyrinth= "Hey dude, you want me to whip up some taquitos? That green shit on it? Don't worry about it, dude. The microwave should kill it off..."
Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter to Dark Crystal= A plate of haggis covered in Cheez Whiz(tm), and ol' Angus won't let you get up from the table unless you'll have his "family recipe". And ol' Angus has a reeeeeeeeeeeeeal big stick in his hand. And his team just lost to Manchester United.
Neverending Story III: Escape from Fantasia to Labyrinth= Being force fed about 40lbs of lawn mulch from a yard occupied by twenty-someodd dogs, most of which have the runs due to eating some haggis type dish covered in a substance not found in nature.
Neverending Story III: Escape from Fantasia to Dark Crystal= Imagine replacing Annabel Chong with yourself in her epic classic "The World's Largest Gangbang".
Which goes to show that there are fantasy movies even worse than Labyrinth! A little Krull, anyone?